When it compiles but you get a runtime error
i remember 2015 like it was yesterday.
you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!
Anonymous asked:
Captain Marvel is gonna be played by a white woman (Brie Larson) but there's no surprise there. Cue all the white feminist think pieces about how "progressive" it is.
fandomshatepeopleofcolor answered:
I’m so disappointed. I really hope we can get some momentum going for Monica Rambeau in the next few years. I’d love to see her in the movie somehow. and honestly we need to keep reminding the white fems that we could have had a black captain marvel.
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Not at all official as far as I know - they’re just in talks, and here’s hoping they don’t go that young - but while they could racebend Carol, we’ve known since the announcement that it was going to be Carol.
I demand fic of Bruce Wayne sitting uncomfortably at Martha Kent’s dining room table as she pours him a glass of lemonade and asks him about himself.
“Oh, uh. Well. I’m uh. Batman,” he says.
And Martha’s like, “Yes, dear, you’ve told me, I meant do you have any hobbies or interests?”
And Bruce is just sweating and trying not to mention his dead mother.
as soon as she asks him to tell her abt the children tho he flies into like essay-length rants abt how amazing his kids are and how much he loves them
bruce: (pulling pictures from his wallet) this is dick he’s my oldest, he was me for a while when i died, he did a very good job. this one’s the whole family, there’s dick again, that’s tim, jay, damian, and cassandra, don’t they all look so well behaved and handsome? it took three hours to get this taken because they all kept trying to kill each other. oh, look, this is one of tim punching through cinder blocks i was so proud that day….
Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious
Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working
Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.
Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets
Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it
Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not
Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater
my friend scheduled his grad school exam in the wrong fucking country
the text, since it’s quite small:
I really, really messed up. I live in Atlanta, GA, and through a series of unfortunate events and errors have found myself with a GRE subject test scheduled for tomorrow in the country of Georgia, rather than my home state. I understand that cancellation is supposed to take place at least 4 days before the test, but I hope you understand my unique circumstances. Imagine my surprise as I struggle to find the location of my test center only to realize how catastrophically I have failed. Please, if there is anything your organization can do to refund me, I would be grateful beyond words.
Wow. Oh, WOW